Listen up, y’all, Lady Gaga is GAGA (too easy, but it stays) about her boyfriend! Gaga’s been linked to 36-year-old Michael Polansky since December, when they were spotted making out in Vegas on New Year’s Eve. Gaga made it official when she posted the above yacht picture to Instagram of herself, sans eyebrows, curled up on Michael’s lap.
via Us Weekly:
The “Stupid Love” singer, 34, appeared on MSNBC’s Morning Joe on Friday, April 17, in promotion of the upcoming One World Together at Home concert, which airs on Saturday, April 18. Gaga explained that her Born This Way Foundation has plans in the works to help people with mental health amid the coronavirus pandemic — with help from a special person in her life.
“With Born This Way Foundation, my mother, Cynthia Germanotta, and our cofounder Maya [Enista Smith], who I love so very much — they are working with my, the love of my life, on something for mental health,” Gaga said.
The “Bad Romance” songstress and Polansky, 36, have been quarantining together amid the coronavirus pandemic.
Ah. I see what’s happening here. Corona-goggles. Quarantining with a relatively new partner is a relationship on speed. Of course Michael is the (current) love of Gaga’s life. They’ve been playing house for five weeks. No distractions, no traveling, no late nights at the office/studio… just puzzles, pasta, and sex.
And, unlike the rest of us sewer rats, Gaga’s mansion is a million square feet, so if the couple gets sick of each other, Michael can just hide his ass in one of the abandoned libraries (fun fact: I envision every celebrity mansion as the castle from Beauty & the Beast).
Here are the lovebirds quarantining on Day 6 (HA! SIX! We were so naive):
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Day 6 of self-quarantining! Going strong, playing video games and cards, and taking care of ourselves. Important reminder: keep your mind as stress free as possible and your body moving. #selflove #selfcare #bekind try not to pass it in case you have it #corona it’s ok and so wonderful to stay home if you can!What a kind act for the world ❤️
Michael is a Harvard alum/business CEO type who runs the Institute for Cancer Immunotherapy. A source described him as “a really smart guy, a very serious guy, who has always been low key.” In February his ex-girlfriend, Lindsay Crouse, wrote a New York Times op-ed about discovering her college sweetheart was dating Lady Gaga. Sadly for us, she didn’t reveal any of Michael’s dark kinks or character flaws. It was just a nice little article about how the situation was surreal, but she was happy for the new couple.
If my ex was dating Lady Gaga, I’d be confused. Why would Gaga go for a perpetually underemployed video game addict who exclusively eats canned soup (even in the summer)?