Disney+ has banished gay sex stuff from its wholesome stage and now it’s coming for asses!
Disney+ has used some extremely advanced technology to edit out Daryl Hannah’s bare ass from 1984’s Splash. Not since Cats have we seen such an impressive use of CGI. I mean, when we run out of toilet paper from the pandemic, Daryl Hannah‘s Splash character will be covered. Those bottom five-inches aren’t split-ends. That’s her ass-wiping hair!
Disney+ recently moved their Love, Simon series to Hulu because they felt it wasn’t family-friendly enough for them. Well, ass cracks aren’t family-friendly enough either, which makes sense, since nobody poops!
In Splash, there’s a scene where a naked Daryl Hannah walks up to the Statue of Liberty, and another where she returns to her home in the ocean after giving Tom Hanks a kiss. Well, goodbye to that smut! They’ve been edited via blurring and some specifically-placed body fur. Here’s Daryl’s blur butt:
And here’s Daryl’s ass of fur (just think of the mermaid dingles that’d get caught up in that):
Disney+ didn't want butts on their platform so they edited Splash with digital fur technology pic.twitter.com/df8XE0G9om
— Allison Pregler 📼 (@AllisonPregler) April 13, 2020
Or maybe Disney+ is being considerate during these times of corona. Since people can’t go to the salon to get their holes and cheeks waxed, Disney+ is letting them know that it’s okay to let their butt fur fly with pride. Disney+ is uniting the hairy asses of the world.