Blac Chyna is being called out for being a
shameless money grubbing lunatic hustler. Blac Chyna used to make her money from… unclear. It sure wasn’t Rob Kardashian‘s child support for Dream, because that dried up. Chyna was selling skin beach, and does a reality show on something called Zeus Network, and also pushes crap like Flat Tummy Tea on Instagram.
Well, during a pandemic, less people want to shit their way to a skinny body, so Chyna had to branch out. She took a page out of Tori Spelling‘s book, which sure doesn’t sound like a good choice financially. Chyna is selling FaceTime calls and social media follow backs. What a great thing to spend your stimulus check on!
Page Six says that Chyna is charging 950 human dollars in exchange for a FaceTime call. That’s like 10 Tori Spellings! Chyna is also offering people-on-a-budget a $250 option where she’ll follow you back on Instagram. Oh, and if you can’t afford the $950 call right now, Chyna offers a payment plan of just four interest-free payments of $237.50. Or you could just take the money out of the bank, and shit on it before setting it on fire. You’ll probably get more out of that than talking to an alleged abusive mess for a second.
Chyna was roasted online, accordingly:
“This women has officially hit rock bottom… @BLACCHYNA is selling a follow back for $250 and a FaceTime call for $950.. and there’s payment plan available. You can’t make this shitt up.”
“Blac Chyna out here selling follow backs. Can’t knock the hustle tho.”
“Why @BLACCHYNA out here selling follow backs and FaceTimes w/ her for mad money? Have you seen how high unemployment is right now?”
“Blac Chyna selling a follow back on ig for $250 face during a fucking world crises like bad timing lol.”
Blac Chyna’s attorney, Lynne Ciani, gave a statement to Page Six bout her new business-venture:
“Like the true entrepreneur she is, Chyna is adapting to current realities and trying to bring more fun and joy to quarantine life. Chyna’s quarantine-related creativity is also born out of economic necessity. Despite many false media reports to the contrary, Chyna receives no child support from either Rob Kardashian or Tyga… Chyna is truly a self-made single mom who must keep finding unique ways to connect with her fans during this unprecedented global pandemic.”
I know that Blac Chyna claimed she was going to Harvard Business School Online, and they denied it, but my guess is that they rejected her, because they knew that there’s no way they could ever make her a better business woman. I mean, Chyna charges $123 for a Cameo, but yet seven times more for a FaceTime video? A real business woman! And my guess is that Chyna will next open up an OnlyFans after the dumbasses who pay the $950 to “chat” with her say, “No MUPPET bewbs? REFUND!“, about two seconds into the call.