Night Crumbs

April 13, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Twitter scalped Prince William of the last three hairs clinging to his head for saying that, “Britain is at its best, weirdly, when we’re in crisis,” while talking about this pandemic. Everyone’s emotions are raw and everyone’s ready to pounce on a bitch, but it’s not like he said, “Britain is at its best, weirdly, when we’re in crisis… not that something my greedy shit head brother would know since he abandoned us and ran off to Hollywood to be a STAH with that woman.” That last part was probably saved in the drafts folder in William’s brain for later use – Pajiba

This coronavirus disaster may bring One Direction back together. Oh yes, I’m sure this pandemic may bring them back together and not all the money they’d make for a reunion – Lainey Gossip

Sorry, but not even a cute little girl is going to get Jennifer Lopez to open up her own purse – Celebitchy

Like all of Hollywood, Lee Daniels hits the decline button whenever Jussie Smollett calls him – The Blemish

Those dead roses are still bringing more life to these pictures than Bella Hadid is – Drunken Stepfather

A PUPPEH (and, oh yeah, a bra-flashing Hailee Steinfeld too) – Popoholic

George Stephanopoulos tested positive for corona after his wife tested positive – Towleroad

I want a refund! I was promised a teabag challenge and there are zero balls on face in this disappointing shit! – Just Jared

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