Hot Slut Of The Day!
Olive Veronesi, the Pennsylvania memaw who has her priorities in order!
During this time of quarantine, I’ve been ordering so much booze that the next time (SPOILER ALERT: today) I go on to Total Wine’s site to order my usual (as many boxes of wine that an employee can carry to my car in curbside pick-up), it’s going to redirect me to AA.org. To many, booze is an essential item during these times, and while our b-holes may be singing Xtina’s Dirrty over the lack of toilet paper, our cabinets stay stocked full of the sweet nectar. 93-year-old Olive is with us drunk messes and made a plea for people to bring her most essential of essential items to her house by holding up a sign in front of her window. And it worked!
KDKA says that one of Olive’s relatives took a picture of the “I NEED MORE BEER!!” sign she held up for neighbors and her daughter to see. It was posted on KDKA’s Facebook page where it got over 4 million views. So because Olive’s call for beer became an extremely important story, a reporter from KDKA paid her a visit at her home in Seminole, PA (that reporter better have brought beer) and asked her about the sign. Olive says that she has a beer every night, and while I’m sure she prefers to get her buzz from Coors, she got a little buzz from the love over her picture.
“I have a beer every night. I got some in there now. Do you want one? Something to relax. I think it’s nice, something for a young lady.”
And she also got a double buzz from people bringing her Coors Lights as she self-isolates.
So, let me see, in order to get free beer, all I have to do is be a 93-year-old lighting bolt of charm holding a sign letting everyone know I’m out of beer? Now if you’ll excuse me I have to search the internet for a 93-year-old grandma mask to buy. But then again, if I wore that in front of my window while holding that beer sign, my neighbors would just shrug and go, “That creepy gay and his kinks, I swear.”
Pic: Facebook