Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 13, 2020 / Posted by:

Olive Veronesi, the Pennsylvania memaw who has her priorities in order!

During this time of quarantine, I’ve been ordering so much booze that the next time (SPOILER ALERT: today) I go on to Total Wine’s site to order my usual (as many boxes of wine that an employee can carry to my car in curbside pick-up), it’s going to redirect me to AA.org. To many, booze is an essential item¬†during these times, and while our b-holes may be singing Xtina’s Dirrty over the lack of toilet paper, our cabinets stay stocked full of the sweet nectar. 93-year-old Olive is with us drunk messes and made a plea for people to bring her most essential of essential items to her house by holding up a sign in front of her window. And it worked!

KDKA says that one of Olive’s relatives took a picture of the “I NEED MORE BEER!!” sign she held up for neighbors and her daughter to see. It was posted on KDKA’s Facebook page where it got over 4 million views. So because Olive’s call for beer became an extremely important story, a reporter from KDKA paid her a visit at her home in Seminole, PA (that reporter better have brought beer) and asked her about the sign. Olive says that she has a beer every night, and while I’m sure she prefers to get her buzz from Coors, she got a little buzz from the love over her picture.

“I have a beer every night. I got some in there now. Do you want one? Something to relax. I think it’s nice, something for a young lady.”

And she also got a double buzz from people bringing her Coors Lights as she self-isolates.

So, let me see, in order to get free beer, all I have to do is be a 93-year-old lighting bolt of charm holding a sign letting everyone know I’m out of beer? ¬†Now if you’ll excuse me I have to search the internet for a 93-year-old grandma mask to buy. But then again, if I wore that in front of my window while holding that beer sign, my neighbors would just shrug and go, “That creepy gay and his kinks, I swear.

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