Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Bendable Bunny!
Nowadays, your kind of bendable rabbit is probably the kind you buy from the sex shop that takes your coochie up, up, and away. But back in the day, everyone’s favorite bendable bunny was a creepy rubber toy with a pill-shaped belly button… and now that I look at it. It could be a fuck toy too!
The Bendable Bunny (sometimes called Ben D Bunny) was sold all year round, not just during Eastertimes. You could get one at a toy store, or a dollar store, or the swap meet, or a gift shop, or you could steal one from the Easter basket of 99% of the children in America. They came in all shapes, all sizes, and many colors. And while they were different in many ways, they all had that same nightmare-inducing serial killer glare in their dead rubber eyes. Frank from Donnie Darko had nothing on these deranged bitches:
You can still buy one of these today, if one isn’t stuck in the crevices of your nightmares already. And some came holding a carrot. Either those carrots look more like dildos or this quarantine has got me more hard up than usual. Both. The answer is both.
Happy Easter, everyone!
Pics: Etsy, Tim’s Cards And Comics