March’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is….

April 10, 2020 / Posted by:

We’ve got our first coronavirus quarantine-themed Hot Slut of The Month, and I’m sure she won’t be our last.

But Chi-Town Bonnie, the 75-year-old anti-coronamorons warrior who will gladly beat a bleach blonde bitch’s ass for calling this mess a hoax, is now our reigning HSOTM. That almost didn’t happen, because Chi-Town had serious competition in the dynamic duo of Augie and Pepe who nearly snatched the title away from her. Chi-Town Bonnie got 33.23% of your votes, while Augie and Pepe got 33.76%. And coming in at third and fourth are Bailey Warren (17.61%) and Jem’s Coronavirus PSA (14.4%).

Chi-Town Bonnie will take on Perdita, The Ballbottoms (which sounds like a ballroom dance troupe made up of bottoms), and April’s HSOTM in the first round of the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals.

And for now, I’ll leave you with Chi-Town Bonnie’s Not The One sermon that she laid down, letting the COVIDiots of the world know that even though they think social distancing is stupid, they should thank all the Gods that Chi-Town Bonnie is doing it. Because if she wasn’t, they’d be wasting an overworked nurse’s time in an overcrowded hospital by bitching about the broken bones they got thanks to Chi-Town Bonnie’s memaw fists of fury!

Thanks to all who voted!

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