Afternoon Crumbs

Netflix is putting out an extra episode of Tiger King and also doing a TK after-show hosted by Joel McHale. And Kate McKinnon is already working on a Joe Exotic scripted series where she’ll play Carole Baskin. So truly, we don’t have enough Joe Exotic shit and Hollywood loves original ideas, which is why Rob Lowe and Ryan Murphy are seriously in early stages of talking about doing their own limited series starring Rob. But that picture of Rob in pussy abuser drag may have made your pussy die, so that means he might have what it takes to pull it off. But since Hollywood is about tigers right now, they should finally do something right and give us the long-awaited La Tigresa del Oriente biopic! – Towleroad

I mean, this is the royal tiger content we need:

Moving on to the news that Ron Weasley is going to be a father. So if we ever get out of this lockdown, I’m going to go to Denny’s and ask them for the senior discount, and if they ask to see my drivers license, I’m going to show them the story that Ron Weasley is going to be a father since that means we’re all old now – Just Jared

Harvey Weinstein got another sexual assault charge added to his plate of sexual assault charges in Los Angeles – The Los Angeles Times

Let’s be real, The Original Fergie probably asked Prince Andrew to help her stuff some hot pink gift bags and he got excited, thinking it was for an underage girl’s birthday party – Lainey Gossip 

And for one quick millisecond, I thought Jessica Simpson was reprising her role as Daisy Duke in a porn parody of Dukes of Hazard called Dicks of Hazard – Drunken Stepfather

Gal Gadot strikes again! – Celebitchy

Kaley Cuoco’s house looks like an airport hangar designed by Chip and Joanna Gaines – Popoholic

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