Roseanne Barr Believes That Coronavirus Is A Ploy To Get Rid Of Boomers
Roseanne Barr has always brought the messiness, and just because she’s stuck in her home, doesn’t mean she can’t bring her signature messiness to your home. Norm Macdonald is doing a YouTube series Quarantined With Norm Macdonald, and Roseanne was a guest and kept her tinfoil hat on tight as she told us that she believes coronavirus is all part of a scheme to take out old rich people. Okay, RICH Boomer…
Roseanne blaming her racism on Ambien can only be followed up with blaming the pandemic on a secret group seeking to kill the wealthy boomers of the world. Roseanne talked to Norm about her life in quarantine in Hawaii, where according to her, there is “one case” (387 cases have been reported) and “99%” of the residents are obeying quarantine. Evangeline Lilly WAS in that 1%, I guess.
During the chat, 67-year-old Roseanne let Norm know the true tea on COVID-19. via The Hollywood Reporter:
“Well let me tell you about it, Norm. You know I’m crazy, so I’m speaking as a crazy woman now.”
Which is true, and she confirmed that by saying this:
“You know what it is, Norm? I think they’re just trying to get rid of all my generation. The boomer ladies that, you know, that inherited their, you know, are widows. They inherited the money so they got to go wherever the money is and figure out a way to get it from people.”
Who… is they? Aren’t boomers in charge of the world? They’re trying to kill themselves?
She also talked about how all this time in quarantine is being used to work on a lawsuit against “Hollywood.” Who in Hollywood specifically you may ask? Just Hollywood.
“I have the time now to research and come up with the perfect lawsuit,” Barr says, adding she has been gathering her thoughts about her show being canceled in 2018 following a racist tweet, so she can now, “fuck over everybody in the fucking world over there.”
Not sure how Roseanne can “fuck over everybody in the fucking world “ more than coronavirus already has. But I guess she could always send a letter like this to the Hollywood Foreign Press:
You f**s will pay for canceling me over racism! I thought the bitch was white and you can’t kill me with a cough! This is the perfect lawsuit! You will be hearing from me soon!”
From the legal offices of Ambien, Lunesta & Whipit
Roseanne also talked about watching a video of a man “eating a baby, a human baby!” Okay, this whole chat is basically an anti-Ambien PSA and it worked on me.
Here’s Roseanne’s full chat with Norm: