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April 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Dixiedo, the phone-swiping fox!

Mikayla Raines, who runs SaveAFox rescue in Faribault, Minnesota, set up her phone to record herself doing some kind of exercise in the wild. Mikayla hit record and was ready to do whatever it was she was going to do when one of her rescued foxes, Dixiedo, had other thoughts. The Fantastic Mr. Fox’s second cousin made him proud by blatantly stealing, and he did it in on camera. The only fuck he’s got to give is over stealing that phone!

When you hear of a ginger maniac who cleans its ass by scooting on the ground and also lives for thievery, you definitely think, “Lindsay Lohan is at it again?!” but LiLo wishes she had skills like this. After Mikayla puts down the phone to record herself, Dixiedo starts sniffing at it, which makes her tell him to not do anything with her phone. But when you tell a fox to not do anything with your phone, they have to follow their natural instinct of doing everything with your phone like putting their mouth around it and stealing it. As the phone keeps recording, Dixiedo takes us on a cinematic journey through the yard, which ends with him trying to bury his booty before Mikayla catches up to him. Now if that was me, I’d immediately use my phone to call 911, but Mikayla just turns the camera on Dixiedo as he internally cackles over the crime he just committed. Bitch lives for the thrill of the crime.

Mama, I’m in love with a criminal and his name is Dixiedo!

And now that Dixiedo has gotten a sweet taste of doing hood rat stuff, there’s no going back and Mikayla has lost him to the streets forever. Or maybe he just wanted to get rid of her phone because he’s sick of her spending more time with it than him. Yeah, that’s probably it.

Pic: YouTube

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