Who Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

April 3, 2020 / Posted by:

By January, we’ll all probably be fused with our couches and unable to lift our hands to vote for Hot Slut of the Year since our fingers will weigh 15 pounds each from filling our eating hole with all the stupid bread we made during the never-ending lockdown, but the Hot Slut-ness must go on!

As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes, and the fourth is the wild card picked by me. Your choices for March are:

Jem’s Coronavirus PSA, the PSA that the original talking voice of Jem, Samantha Newark, put together about staying home, washing your hands, and not taking random medication to try to cure corona. Jem’s PSA is my daily COVID-19 presidential briefing, pretty much.

Chi-Town Bonnie, the 75-year-old member of Chicago’s Not The One club who let a bleach blonde coronavirus denier know that she will gladly whoop the peroxide out of a dumb trick’s hair for fucking with her.

Bailey Warren, Elizabeth Warren’s dog who not only stole the spotlight while on the campaign trail, but stole a burrito too.

Augie and Pepe, the blind pug and his seeing-eye Chihuahua who caused me to run to urgent care with a strange medical sensation called “feeling things.”

Voting is below. March’s HSOTM will be crowned next Friday!

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