When this dude says, “Feel the Bern!”, it means something completely different, eh?
89-year-old British billionaire Bernie Ecclestone, who is the former head of Formula One Group, has shown everyone that he doesn’t bust dusty nuts and his jizz has still got it. His 44-year-old third wife, Fabiana Flosi, is pregnant with his fourth child. And his first born is old enough to be his future fourth born’s grandmother. As you let that sink in, Mick Jagger is looking at Bernie like, “Pfft, amateur,” since Mick’s got a child who is younger than his great-grandchild.
Bernie and Fabiana met in 2009 and then married in 2012. Bernie spoke with Swiss outlet Blick (via TMZ)and said that his newest child is due in the summer and he also suggest that it’s a boy.
“Yes, it is due in the summer. Hopefully he’ll learn to play backgammon soon!”
Well, if Bernie wants to see his son play backgammon, hopefully that baby is a backgammon champion as a newborn since Bernie is turning 90 in October. TMZ put into context just how old Bernie is with these anecdotes:
“Hey, Dad, what was it like to be alive before the Nazis came into power?” “Hey, Dad, what was the Spanish Civil War like?”
Bernie Ecclestone was born BEFORE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WERE INVENTED!! (Shout out Ruth Graves Wakefield).
Bernie has three daughters: 65-year-old, Deborah, 35-year-old Tamara and 31-year-old Petra. And he’s got five grandchildren.
And while Fabiana might be singing “I’m in the MONAY” again, Deborah, Tamara, and Petra are probably cursing their dad’s super sperm since now they have to give up another piece of the inheritance pie.
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