Night Crumbs

April 2, 2020 / Posted by:

FINALLY, a challenge that is relevant to my interests (my interest being man nipples). Tom Holland (aka Spider-Twink) posted a video of himself putting on a shirt while doing a topless handstand. Tom then challenged others like Jake Gyllenhaal to do the same. Jake and his man bun accepted the challenge and completed it. Although, I’m not sure I can say that he totally completed it since there’s zero amounts of man nips in his video. With that being said, this is probably the closest any of us will ever get to seeing Jake Gyllenhaal face down, ass up – Pajiba

Because taking a picture of paint drying doesn’t pay the bills, paps took pictures of Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin hitting the stroll – Lainey GossipĀ 

Further proof that Vito Schnabel must have a Goodyear Blimp-sized peen that busts out FL diamonds – Celebitchy

Because ER nurses and doctors don’t have anything else to do right now, people are risking broken bones and busted heads while doing Stella McCartney’s staircase challenge. Although, Josie Grossy did win it – SOW

Like a pristine, natural rose blooming in the sun after a fresh spring rain – Drunken Stepfather

Emma Roberts did yellowface – Popoholic

The sheer definition of Team NO ONE – Just Jared

The Walker Cronkite of our time, Andy Cohen, finally gets to the bottom (and top) of what fuck time role Joe Exotic likes best – Towleroad

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