Open Post: Hosted By The News That Betty White Is Okay!
It’s a scary time. Especially for those of us with elderly or immunocompromised loved ones. Which is why a bunch of worried Betty White fans flooded her Instagram with comments asking for health updates. Betty is 98 goddamn years old! The people were concerned.
Luckily, a source close to Betty says the national (nay, international, NAY, galactical) treasure is safe, healthy, and self isolating in her L.A. home.
via TMZ:
We’re told she has very limited in-person interactions, and she’s only coming in contact with people being equally cautious of the virus.
Our sources say 98-year-old Betty’s essential errands, like groceries, are being taken care of for her so she never has to leave the house.
As you know … Los Angeles is under a “stay-at-home order” where folks are only supposed to leave their homes for limited exercise and essential business. We’re told Betty is spending all of her time inside and relaxing through her quarantine.
Hmmm those people she’s interacting with better be extra careful. Can you imagine being the asshole who infected Betty White with corona? You’d be stoned. And not the fun “stoned”. I mean the bad stoned where angry villagers pummel you with rocks.
Hopefully Betty is lounging around in PJs, feasting on carbs, and cuddling with a variety of beloved, domesticated animals (the exact opposite of that asshole Tiger King).
What I wouldn’t give for a very special coronavirus Golden Girls episode. Sophia would wax on about her days in Sicily fighting the Spanish flu, a paranoid Dorothy would be glued to the newspaper, Rose wouldn’t believe the virus was real because it’s invisible, and Blanche (after smuggling in nightly dick appointments) would infect them all. Make it happen, Hollywood holograms!
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