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March 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Chi-Town Bonnie!

If you’re one of the brave souls who dares to go out into the wild to hunt for the essentials, then you may have come across a dumb fuck who refuses to bust out the sequel to Five Feet Apart by not keeping six feet apart from everyone. You may even come across one of those dried dollops of shart-brained urethra discharge who delivers a scene from Fox News Live! by telling you this is all a hoax for political reasons. Well, Bonnie, who is president of Chicago’s Not The One Union, came across one of those corona-truthers. Bonnie gave the corona-truther a pass this time, but she let a trick know that she’s Mystique’s mother, because bitch, she’s from Chicago.

Bonnie told the tale of her trip to Mariano’s grocery store on Facebook. Bonnie says that while in the store, she was minding her own business, and while passing some women in line with her cart, she said “excuse me” and then put her collar over her face while passing and that set the crazy mess off:

“She proceeded to yell at me and tell me I was crazy – what was wrong with me, that this was not a pandemic, this was a political hoax. I should have just kept on walking and I said ‘Well, if you’re not afraid, then why don’t you go to China and help people,’ and she said ‘Well god damn it, why don’t you, BITCH.’ And I said, ‘Well, I would but I have no money.”

Again, Bonnie is from Chicago, so being called a “bitch” rang the alarm and she was ready to go off, but instead, backed up and thought of her daughter who is working in a hospital. And before signing off, Bonnie gave a warning shot.

“But at that point, I had to walk away because I thought about my daughter working at hospitals trying to save lives with this pandemic. And I thought, ya know, this woman has no idea that I’m almost 75, but I’m from Chicago and I will gladly tap her on the shoulder and ask her to step outside and proceed to kick her bleach blonde 50-year-old ass. That’s all I gotta say. God bless. take care of yourself, this is a pandemic. Be careful. I love you all, bye.”

Here’s Bonnie letting hos know:

Oh Bonnie, I’d gladly hold your purse for you (from six feet away after Lysol-ing it down) while you serve a trick a heaping slice of CHICAGO. But the good thing about getting a smackdown from Bonnie during these times is that you won’t need toilet paper anymore since she’ll beat the ass right off of you.

Pic: Twitter

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