You know it’s bad when the only non-coronavirus related celebrity beef is a dried up Stouffer’s Yankee pot roast that got baked in the oven too long, thrown out, taken to the dump with the other trash, rained on, then dried out again in the sun before getting scooped up by a seagull and dropped in a cornfield on Taylor Swift’s back forty. The beef in question is Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s never ending feud with Taylor over that fucking “Famous” phone call. Earlier this week, the aforementioned seagull (Kris Jenner in Moira Schitt’s The Crows Have Eyes drag) unearthed the full video of the call, prompting Kim and Taylor to engage in the most passive aggressive cat fight the world has ever seen. Now Bombalurina’s messy friend Todrick Hall has inserted himself into the narrative by talking about Kim’s vaginal crevices. Unlike many of us who don’t have much to do at the moment, Todrick is actually doing way too much.
According to Entertainment Weekly:
“I cannot stand this woman!” Hall wrote of Kardashian West, before launching into a defense of his close friend. Referring to Kardashian West writing that she was “embarrassed” over defending her and her husband during the coronavirus pandemic but that she had no choice given that Swift addressed the leaked phone call first, Hall brought up her infamous sex tape with her ex-boyfriend, Ray J.
“Taylor didn’t reignite anything, Kris probably leaked this footage her damn self,” he wrote. “After your Ray J video and publicly documenting every crevice of your vagina … I HIGHLY doubt that you’re embarrassed NOW to respond to this. Just apologize, you self absorbed entitled, stubborn little queef.”
While Todrick makes some salient points, and I’m never going to be mad at someone calling Kim a “stubborn little queef,” this adult man engaging in some ancient beef between other adult people who are all paid handsomely for their “professional” services is embarrassing. And this is just a taste of the lengths Todrick will go to for a cameo in Taylor’s next video.
Todrick Hall slams Kim Kardashian in support of his friend Taylor Swift:
“After your Ray J video and publicly documenting every crevice of your v*gina…I HIGHLY doubt that you’re embarrassed NOW to respond to this” pic.twitter.com/XV1IL4n3vd
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) March 24, 2020
I mean, I guess watching this drama unfold is free and therefore slightly better than spending $20 to watch Bombalurina lip-sync for her life in Cats. But only slightly. But you know what else is free?