Meghan McCain Is Pregnant And Will Do “The View” From Home

March 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Another McCain will be inflicted upon us in a few months, because 35-year-old Meghan McCain (Her father is that guy who sings I’ll Be, right?) and her 38-year-old conservative blogger husband (and the evil delicate fuck who gave us the image of Lorne Michaels tea-bagging Seth Meyers) Ben Domenech made a baby. And while the crew of The View has been social distancing from Meghan for years, she is social distancing from them all the way by throwing eye rolls and letting out spoiled brat sighs from the safety of her own home.

Meghan announced yesterday that she’s pregnant with a baby, a baby whose first words better be, “MY GRANDFATHER JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!!“, or Meghan is going to be pissed.

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Meghan was not on the show today, but Whoopi Goldberg, who is also doing the show from home, said that they’ll talk all about her pregnancy later in the week. Last year, Meghan wrote a piece for The New York Times about how she suffered a miscarriage, saying she never had a “natural draw to motherhood,” so she was surprised how devastating the loss was to her and she blamed herself.

Since coronavirus hates memaws and pepaws something extra, 77-year-old Joy Behar has been off the show for a minute and is self-isolating. But she was on the show today and talked with Whoopi and Sunny Hostin who was in the studio with guest co-host Sara Haines.

So Whoopi, Meghan, Sunny, and sometimes Joy will be screaming at each other via satellite. My thoughts and prayers are with the sound people during this difficult and painful time for them. I mean, those crazies screech over one another when they’re face-to-face, so you know they’re going to turn up the volume to level: “My Eardrums Just Busted Out Of My Ear Holes And Threw Themselves Into Coming Traffic.” My thoughts and prayers are also with Whoopi’s camera, because she’s definitely going to slap and choke that bitch when Meghan refuses to hit the half-broken stop button on her constantly-open scream hole.

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