A Man Went To Italy With His Mistress And Reportedly Caught Coronavirus

Italy really has a lot going on right now. To deal with huge numbers of infections in the COVID-19 pandemic, the country is quarantined, which has led to them singing from their apartments and jerking it hard to free “premium” porn.  But corona didn’t keep one man from having a secret rendezvous with his mistress there, and now he’s brought back something much worse than a case of crabs.

The Sun (aka Britain’s Grain of Salt Times) claims that the unnamed man is in his late-30s, lives in England, and is “well-heeled and with a high-flying job.” Dude thought he was being clever when he told his wife he was going on a business trip somewhere in the UK. But that business trip turned out to be a fuck trip to Italy with his mistress. Well, karma came like the cheater doing his mistress in Italy, and he caught coronavirus. He then refused to name the mistress and self-isolated while telling his wife he caught corona form traveling. And The Sun must want you to find out who he is because they describe the guy’s place as a “lavish home in the north of England.” The source said:

“This patient is the talk of public health officials. His case would be funny if it wasn’t quite so serious. The man confessed what he’d been up to in Italy, and that his wife has no idea. She thinks he just picked up the disease on his business trip away. Although the patient admitted to medics what had happened, he said nothing would persuade him to name his mistress. Despite his infection he is expected to survive the outbreak, unlike his extra-marital relationship. He thought he had the perfect alibi to carry out his affair, but hadn’t reckoned on the coronavirus meltdown. The patient is just relieved he got home before flights were cancelled – that would have taken some explaining. He’s in a blind panic, but more about his adultery being exposed rather than his health.”

Dude is self-isolating away from his wife, which he’s probably happy about, and she hasn’t been tested yet.

If this isn’t some story that a bored intern at The Sun came up with (which is possible), then of course the wife is going to find out. And when she does, let’s just hope his wife has a better reaction than this lady (Warning: video may be disturbing mess):

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