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March 15, 2020 / Posted by:

Rae, the golden retriever puppy who has been dubbed “Unicorn Puppy” by the internet!

Behold, the fluffy ball of adorable who is making every Pumpkin Spice Latte devotee scream right out of her Lululemons since this puppeh can work a loose topknot a zillion times better than any of them and she knows it! Ever since birth, Rae has had only one ear that sits on top of her head, so she’s been called the Unicorn Puppy (cut to Narwhal the Puppy looking at Rae’s “unicorn horn” like, “Okay…“). But while many see “unicorn,” I see Rae working a seriously devastating updo that’d be the toast of any prom, wedding, or holiday office party.

CNN says that Rae (Ear spelled backwards) was brought into the Family Friends Veterinary Hospital in Grand Rapids, Michigan by a breeder who claims they didn’t know exactly what happened to her other ear. But the breeder thinks that Rae’s mom was getting a little too aggressive with cleaning off placenta and other birthing stuff when she Mike Tyson’d her. Rae needed major surgery. At first, it was looking like she may have to board the next flight to heaven. But the surgery was a success, and after doing some healing, Rae is okay now. And because of the sutures, Rae’s only ear ended up on the top of her head. So birds and angels flying above Rae better watch what they say because she can hear their asses.

Brianna Vorhees (no relation to Jason, I think…) is the receptionist at Family Friends Vet Hospital, and when Rae was brought in, her heart immediately wrapped around the pooch and she knew she was going to adopt the pup.

“I lost my precious golden retriever Loki to lymphoma last year at 4 years old, so I had a heart for golden retrievers to begin with.

Breeders surrender (puppies) to vet techs often if they can’t take care of them full-time. I said if a golden retriever ever comes in, I’m going to want to take care of it and raise it. When they found out she’d need 24-hour care, I have a heart for golden retrievers, and I just knew that she was meant for me, essentially.”

Brianna, who brings 12-week-old Rae to work with her every day, set up an Instagram account for Rae, and it’s got over 130,000 followers right now. I’m sure that number will quadruple and then some since the temporary cure for nearly everything is a dose of this:

And this:

And this:

And this:

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Unicorn in full effect🤣🦄

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And THIS:

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😍😍😍

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Someone, who I will not name, said, “She’s got Trump hair!”, when I showed them a pic of the extreme adorableness that is Rae. That someone has now been buried in my mental graveyard called: THOSE THAT ARE DEAD TO ME! And yes, that last picture of Rae is Rae responding to that defamation like, “That bitch wishes he had it like this.”

Pic: Instagram

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