Leave it to Beaver (AKA Brandi Glanville of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) to flap them trout lips and give us the gossip. The accredited slut for drama was recently on the Everything Iconic podcast, where she let us know all about the famous Hollywood mens (besides Gerard Butler) that she’s had the honor of hooking up with. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your name out there, like letting everyone know who you’ve done.
via Page Six:
“I dated a lot, I made out a lot,” she told Danny Pellegrino on his “Everything Iconic” podcast of her trysts before marrying ex-husband Eddie Cibrian in 2001. “I made out with one of the men in ‘The Notebook.’ They were single at the time, that’s all I will say. I can’t say [who].”
OK, Brandi, just admit you made out with Billy Connolly, the guy in The Notebook who wasn’t Ryan Gosling. If you’d made out with Ryan Gosling, you would have said you made out with Ryan Gosling. But wait, there’s more:
The 47-year-old continued, “I dated Ben Stiller for a little while, he has a giant penis.”
Well, well, well! That makes sense. Ben Stiller’s always given me BDE (Big Dick Energy). Ben admitted on Watch What Happens Live in 2016 that, yes, he and Brandi went on a couple dates before he was married, and it was “fun”. Brandi also says she went out with two of the Friends from Friends! The non-Chandler ones. First up, Matt LeBlanc:
“We went back to his house, he let his dog lick his ice cream and I was out,” she said. “I was like, ‘Nope.’ I was totally gonna have sex with him, then the dog licked the ice cream and he licked the ice cream and I was like, ‘I can’t.’”
Sharing ice cream with your dog. Not ideal, but not a deal breaker. Today my cat, Bob Sacamano, licked a piece of ham I was going to eat. I set the licked ham to the side of the plate to isolate it from its uncontaminated brothers, then immediately forgot, and ate it anyway. So I can’t judge. Anyway, enough of my sad ham life, here’s the tea on David Schwimmer:
“He wore makeup,” she said. “He wore concealer out during the day and it really annoyed me. I understand you’re on set, you’re used to wearing makeup, but I wasn’t used to a man wearing makeup. In the moment, it bothered me.”
She also alleged that Schwimmer, 53, called her a “bigger girl,” even though she only remembered weighing “like 109 pounds.”
When reached by Page Six, a rep for Schwimmer commented, “The story is false.”
After Brandi bragged that The Butler did it (it being her), TMZ asked him about it, and he went full Mariah Carey by saying, “WHO?!” Brandi went off on Gerard Butler on Twitter and beyond over this. So if Billy Connolly (you know it was Billy Connolly) and Matt LeBlanc both pulled the same move that Gerard Butler did, the coronavirus would be destroyed by the flames shooting off of Brandi as she raged over more famous men refusing to admit that they’ve been to Downtown Glanville.