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March 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Paleontologist Barbie!

Now, usually this space is reserved for the glamour goddesses that were the Barbies of the 80s, but on this International Women’s Day, we’re going to skip forward to 1996 when the international woman that is Barbie was a paleontologist. And while the other paleontologists looked drab and dusty in their head-to-toe khaki, Barbie brought the eleganza by doing herself up like a gay camp counselor.

Three years after the first Jurassic Park movie came out, Mattel put out Paleontologist Barbie, who was part of the We Girls Can Do Anything collection. Yes, now I’m going need Paleontologist Barbie to get in my brain and dig out the “We girls can do aaaaanything” theme song since it’s now stuck in there. The Paleontologist Barbie of 1996 came with an ultra glamorous hot pink water canteen, a hot pink sifting thing (yes, that’s the correct technical term), some miniature dinosaurs, every paleontologist’s must-have accessory of a denim and sparkly pilgrim buckles bag, and instructions on how to get Barbie to dig up her own dinosaurs bones:

If I was somebody’s parent in 1996 and they brought me that shit and asked for my help, I’d take one look at those exhausting instructions and tell them to go sit in front of the TV for 8 hours or play video games until their eyeballs fell out like a damn normal child!

Paleontologist Barbie has changed throughout the years. In 2012 (below left), they replaced her hot pink neck hanky with a hideous hot pink vest that should be buried and never dug up again. And the Paleontologist Barbie of today (below right) is a butch queen who works a serious dino bones digging face:

The Paleontologist Barbies of 2012 and today are fine, but they really have nothing on the original who can easily fit in as the sidekick of Shelley Long’s Troop Beverly Hills character, and that is the pinnacle of glamour. On top of dinosaur bones, she’s also digging up massive amounts of hotness.

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