Mischa Barton was finally getting a check for doing a show nobody asked for or needed, The Hills: New Beginnings. But unfortunately for Mischa, she may be facing the beginning of the end, as it’s being reported she’s on her way out the door and being replaced. But she’s not going silently.
Apparently, according to Page Six, Mischa has not been living up to the producers’ expectations with her portrayal on the show. And honestly, that’s probably the saddest statement ever since the only requirements for that show are being rich and having an annoying amount of vocal fry in your voice. And if she can’t perform either of those tasks then why the hell are you even here Mischa? Luckily there’s an even more bland option out there and it comes in the form of DJ/pizza pusher Caroline D’Amore.
Mischa Barton took exception to a recent report claiming she would be replaced in the second season of MTV’s “The Hills: New Beginnings” by DJ and business owner Caroline D’Amore because the former “OC” star was “too boring.”
Now, instead of filing for unemployment like us regular folk, Mischa asked herself, “Hmmm, what would 2003 Mischa do?” The answer is SELF SABOTAGE! Not one to walk away from an unimportant fight Mischa immediately questioned the validity of the claim, calling out Us Weekly (who broke the replacement story) by slamming them and then slamming Caroline with a bunch of insults about her businesses. Hmmm… what’s that smell? Yes, I’m getting a whiff of the early-aughts, but it’s mixed in with the aroma of STUNT.
So Caroline decided to use Mischa’s hate to boost her pizza sales. For she too took to Instagram to Thank Mischa for her comments while dressed in lingerie.
“Thank you for the sudden surge in @pizzagirlofficial sales this morning,” D’Amore wrote in response, rocking lingerie and holding up a “Pizza Girl” box. She went on to add “#sellingout #notstoopingtoyourlevel @mischabarton REAL women don’t bully other women”
Heidi Montag, fellow cast member and Queen of throwing the word like in between every syllable she speaks, revealed that Mischa was a little too laid back for the show, which may be why people think she’s boring. Or maybe she is just that boring. Or maybe all of these basic broads need to go far far away and let us live in peace so we never have to see them ever again. I vote for the last option.