Miranda Lambert’s husband of over a year, Brendan McLoughlin, has retired from the NYPD and is now working security for her. Never mind that the most shocking part of this story is that Miranda and that cop are still married, the League of Extraordinary Home Wreckers are probably really upset over this news, because how is home wrecking icon queen Miranda Lambert going to sneak around with somebody else’s husband when her own husband is constantly watching her ass?! Unless… that’s her new kink – Celebitchy
After 25 years, Judge Judy will go from making zillions of dollars for calling out stupid morons on Judge Judy to making zillions of dollars for calling out stupid morons on her new show Justice Judy – Pajiba
And in horrifying news that might make you scroll right past Last Holiday while looking for something to watch, Sera Johnston, a former Canadian model, claims that Timothy Hutton and his friend raped her in a Vancouver hotel room in 1983 when he was in his early-20s and she was just 14 years old. Timothy denies even meeting Sera and says she’s just out for money – Just Jared
For why is Celine Dion dressed like Billie Eyelashes? – Lainey Gossip
Dua Lipa is giving you Roller Girl as seen through the eyes of Deee-Lite – Egotastic!
Kate Beckinsale shows us the crazy things that people go through to lay down a thirst trap on Instagram. Like exercise, for example – Popoholic
Daniel Newman from The Walking Dead decided to get his DMs overfilled by posting a pic of his shaved pubes hotness – Towleroad