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March 1, 2020 / Posted by:

The Cat Who Discovered The Truth About Laser Pointers!

When the pussy takeover finally happens (please, pussies of the world, hurry up with that already!), alien historians studying the fall of humans will note that this 26- second long video shows an extremely important moment when a cat finally realizes the truth about laser pointers! Cue up The X-Files theme song, because the truth IS out there and this genius cat discovered it.

Laser pointers can be controversial, because while many humans enjoy hours upon hours of entertainment from watching their already-crazy cat go crazier as their dumbasses crash into walls and lose their minds while chasing that lit-up space blood clot of annoyance, some experts aren’t really into them. Like cat coach Marilyn Krieger, who says that laser pointers can turn cats against each other!

Cat laser pointers and cat laser toys can frustrate kitties, overstimulate them, and, in some cases, cause them to act aggressively toward playmates. In the majority of cases, lasers pointers should be left at the office where they fulfill their raison d’être — pointing out specifics in presentations.

Most often, I discourage people from using laser pointers to play with cats. There are so many other exciting toys to use.

And here’s the video when the pussy reincarnation of Max Planck discovers that one of its main rivals, the laser dot, doesn’t just magically appear to torment them. It comes from a tool used by humans to make cats go even more insane in an effort to slow down the pussy takeover. EVERYTHING makes sense to this cat now.

Remember this when the pussy takeover goes into full effect and we’re all slapping at each other while running into walls as we chase a laser dot controlled by our cat overlords. Can’t wait!

Pic: YouTube 

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