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February 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Super Socco!

Back in the olden days of the 80s, while us American children filled our insides with the completely natural and healthy goodness of Sunny D (which now that I’m a gutter-brained grown, sounds like the juice of a sun’s dick), some Canadian children were filling their insides with the completely natural and healthy goodness of Super Socco! Super Socco was like Sunny D’s sporty Canadian brother. So like, Sunny Eh, basically.

Super Socco was put out by Dairyland Foods in the 1980s. It was a naranja-flavored sports drink that I’m sure was artificially flavored corn syrup. It was mostly sold in Canada, but I do remember it being sold in bottles here in California when I was a kid. And here’s a commercial from the 80s, which is honestly a fairy tale. Like Canadian children played football and soccer. We all know you all just played hockey and partook in moose racing!

VancouverIsAwesome reported in 2017 that Super Socco was making moves for a grand return, including launching a website, getting a Hummer with their logo on it, putting up Twitter page, and trying to get money through crowdfunding. But nothing ever came of it, and its website is down. So sadly, Canadian kids thirsty for some orange-flavored nostalgia may have to wait longer or FOREVER. Hmmm… if I ever decide to get into the grifting business, I can get some fraudulent Super Socco juice boxes printed out, pour Sunny D and orange Gatorade into them, and then hit up junior moose racing events all over Canada. Fortune would be mine!

Pic: VancouverIsAwesome

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