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February 26, 2020 / Posted by:

The dude baboon who escaped a vasectomy in Australia with his two girlfriends!

I know you’re probably thinking, “When did Mel Gibson finally move back to Australia, and look at Australia making sure he doesn’t spawn anymore,” but this is an actual baboon. And the baboon and his two lady friends busted out of a hospital before doctors surgically kept him from busting baboon baby-making nuts.

Australian Associated Press says that earlier this week, police were called to a parking lot near Royal Prince Alfred Hospital in the Sydney suburb of Camperdown, after three baboons got loose. The 15-year-old man baboon and the two lady baboons were being transported to the hospital in a truck when they got out and made a run for it. Witnesses got video of the three on the run, and if you’re in the Southern California area and hear a gay wailing out, “RUN, BITCHES, RUN,” that’s me watching this clip again.

Eventually they got caught and animal handlers from Taronga Zoo tranquilized them. And this is where the story makes a sharp right turn into Sads Road. Because there’s an animal research facility in the hospital, and some animal activists believe researchers are looking into human-baboon hybrid organs to address the transplant crisis. But NSW Health Minister Brad Hazzard says that’s a load of shit, and this male baboon was there for a vasectomy and the female baboons were there to help him keep calm.

“It had been decided the male needed to have a vasectomy to continue to move with his female troop and not keep producing babies,” he said.

“If he had been kept fertile he would have had to moved from the family he knows.”

The health minister said the baboons should be awake and well a few hours.

The male baboon is due for the vasectomy on Wednesday and the females are with him to “keep him calm”.

“These baboons were simply there for the old vasectomy,” he said.

Well, if we hear about how a male baboon escaped from the surgery table right before his baby-making abilities got taken away, and attacked the entire staff before busting out of there with his ladies, and later bareback fucking a baboon army into them and leading that army to takeover Sydney in the name of revenge, then we’ll know that Health Minister Brad Hazzard was full of shit. Bring on the real Planet of the Apes Baboons.

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