Night Crumbs

February 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Along with Christina Aguilera and Alicia Keys, Beyonce performed at the tribute to Kobe and Gianna Bryant, and apparently photo agencies were instructed to not take a picture of her holy Beyness and were told that she’d later release pictures that met her approval. The photographers were annoyed, because they were able to take pictures of everyone except for Beyonce and Kobe’s daughters (understandable). The truth is, those peasant photographers should bow down and thank St. Beyonce for this not-at-all tacky move. Because if they were able to get near her, their camera lenses would’ve shattered into a million pieces from being so close to the powerful rays of ethereal perfection that shoot off of her. How selfless of her. Ungrateful peons! – Lainey GossipĀ 

Like she probably does when anybody brings up Prince Andrew’s visits to Pedophile Island, THE QUEEN puts down her glass of gin and orders a bitch to the gallows if they bring up Sussexodus to her – Celebitchy

Bob Iger is stepping down as the overlord of Disney, and yes, my brain immediately went into the #MeToo zone like it does whenever a powerful man suddenly leaves his job – Pajiba

Yes, Goopy Paltrow is still talking about the scent of her vagine – SOW

Okay, but what in knock-off of a Japanese porn ad from the late-90s HELL is that graphic for Lady Gaga’s new song? – Pitchfork

One Crazy Mom With One Million Burner Email Accounts is at it again – Towleroad

Not pictured: birds looking at Vanessa Hudgens posing for Instagram and being like, “Humans are so damn weird.”Popoholic

Alison Brie is maybe going to be She-Hulk – Egotastic!

Duffy, who gave us the earworm Well, Well, Well, opened up about the horrific and traumatic reason for why she stepped away from the spotlight – Just Jared

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