Someone get an E! or an MTV camera crew up to Long Island, STAT! Dina Lohan and Kate Major–both exes of Michael Lohan–are now full-on living together. If that ain’t the messiest, most morally-bankrupt reality-television series waiting to happen, I don’t know what is!
Both Kate and Dina had a messy start to 2020. Dina was arrested for driving under the influence after she hit and run a parked car at an Outback Steakhouse. She denies being drunk and claimed police brutality from the arresting officers. Kate was also arrested for drunk driving, but her story is even messier and yet somehow doesn’t involve a chain restaurant. Kate was pulled over after someone tipped off the police to erratic driving and found her boozed up with a blood alcohol level of 0.24. And the next day, Michael Lohan was arrested for allegedly choking her, but he claims it’s a set-up! Michael says he’s the one who turned her in for drunk driving and believes she got back at him by lying about his attack.
So the ex wives of Michael Lohan decided, “Hey we’re total messes apart, let’s join forces into one super-disaster!”, and now they’re living together at Dina’s place in Merrick, Long Island. Page Six has sources who say that Kate and Dina formed a “makeshift anti-Mike commune” and hunkered down together. To find out if this was true, Page Six called up Kate, but guess who took the phone to chat?
Oh, and kinda confirming the tip, when Page Six called Kate for comment on a recent story, an exhausted-sounding Dina seized the phone and gave us a lengthy diatribe about how she’s “being a mother” and protecting Kate. “I’ve been through it all before,” she said, apparently referring to the miscellaneous rigors of being Mrs. Michael Lohan–before somewhat confusingly telling one Page Six reporter, “I love you.”
She wasn’t telling the Page Six reporter she loves them, she was talking to the Uber Eats guy who was getting there with their Outback Steakhouse to-go.
If Lindsay Lohan is smart she will dump her sister Ali Lohan as a client and sign her mom and Kate. This is the real money-maker right here. E!, TLC, Vh1, and Long Island public access would all fight for this show. It can be called: Two Messes And A Foreclosed Mansion. It would be a full circle moment for Lindsay. She started out with a messy Momager and would end up managing the messy mom. The circle of messy.