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February 22, 2020 / Posted by:

Heidi, the German Shepherd who treaded water for 11 hours and helped police rescue her human after their boat sank!

I just looked over at my dog, who’s in his bed, and his eyes are closed and he’s deep in mimi times, but if he wasn’t, he’d probably throw a “Bitch, please” at this story, because he’s treaded water for 11 hours too… in a dream… during a 15 hour nap. Actually, that’s not true. He’s so lazy, when he dreams, he dreams of taking a nap. But Heidi here, treaded water for 11 hours in real-life and saved her human’s life! In possibly related news, Lassie was seen at the end of the line at the unemployment office.

Australia’s Queensland Police Service say that on Thursday at around 6 in the morning, Heidi was spotted in Moreton Bay by a fisherman swimming around various items floating in the water, like a fuel tank and a wet suit. The fisherman alerted the police who saved Heidi, and then busted out a full-scale search for her human, which included a helicopter, four boats, and some jet skis. It took three hours, but they finally found Heidi’s 63-year-old human clinging for life to some shit.

During the search operation a number of items were located indicating that a boat had gotten into trouble, with rescuers fearing the worst. Finally at around 10.25am the skipper was spotted clinging to a sunken 4.1 metre vessel near the Brisbane boat passage, Moreton Bay.

The 63-year-old man told police that yesterday evening the boat lost power and began to take on water.

Amazingly, Heidi had been treading water for around 11 hours while her owner drifted in Moreton Bay for nearly 15 hours. The skipper was transported to hospital but was thankfully not seriously injured.

Heidi was later reunited with her human. Both were worn out and busted, but were mostly okay and just needed to refuel on food and water. And for her heroic efforts, Heidi was made an honorary PD for the day.

Heidi is truly a hero of heroes, but this just makes me think, if only Jack was on the Titanic with Heidi instead of Rose. Jack’s works of art would currently be hanging in The Louvre, because he would’ve lived since Heidi would’ve let him lay on that door frame as she treaded water until help came. And yes, Heidi’s “draw me like one of your French girls” portrait would replace the Mona Lisa.

Pics: Queensland Police Service

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