Open Post: Hosted By McDonald’s Scented Candles


February 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Not to be outdone by Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goopy vagina candle and the crotch essence of Erykah Badu, McDonald’s has also joined in on the fascinating smell of beef (sorry for that). Personally, I’d rather have a candle that smells like the mob wife rose, Robin Colombo, from McMillion$.

CNN shares the exciting news with us that McDonald’s “is making a six-pack of scented candles that will smell like your favorite Quarter Pounder ingredients — a bun, ketchup, pickles, cheese, onion and beef.” If you work at McDonald’s and need a reminder of how much you love your job, this is a great way to help you never forget that fact and allows you to bring the scent of your work home with you.

And if that isn’t enough, not only are they selling candles, they’ve cluttered their Instagram with other merchandise as well, for those of you interested in being a free walking advertisement for them. CNN elaborates:

McDonald’s also released a line of merchandise that includes mittens, calendars, lockets, T-shirts, stickers and pins, all for its biggest Quarter Pounder fanatics.

If you’re on a diet and want the deliciousness of McDonald’s grease to grace your nostrils and not your lips, this a way to enjoy it without having to actually ingest it. Although, you do run the risk of coming home drunk and stoned one night, and eating up one of those candles after getting a whiff of it. You’ll end up with a stomach full of wax. That’s healthier than the actual thing, though!

Pic: McDonald’s

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