Night Crumbs

February 18, 2020 / Posted by:

Martin Freeman, who was in The Hobbit and Sherlock Holmes, says that when his kids were younger (they’re 14 and 11 now), he smacked them and called them little fuckers more than once. And somewhere at the offices of the British equivalent of CPS, officers are whining to their supervisor like, “I can’t go to Mr. Freeman’s house! I’m way too tall and have fucked up knees and don’t want to fuck them up more by kneeling down to interview Bilbo Baggins.”  – Page Six

Can’t wait to see THE QUEEN hit the clubs in her freakum’ dress after filing for divorce from Prince Philip since all of the royals are getting divorced now – Celebitchy

Hayden Panettiere’s maggot turd of a boyfriend has once again been arrested for physically attacking her – Just Jared

And Kippy Strug better be in the Kerri Strug biopic that Olivia Wilde is going to direct – Pajiba

Every Manhattan trick who pays $3000 a month to live in a 50-square-foot apartment that used to be a hallway is looking at this place like, “What a fucking palace!” – OMG Blog

Dua Lipa is giving you hipster (and showered) Miley Cyrus circa 2016 – Egotastic!

Dove Cameron is wearing the discount rack Charlotte Russe suit that every high school girl wore while dressing up as Express Yourself Madonna in 1989 for Halloween – Popoholic

Wait, does Jennifer Lopez not have the newest iPhone?! Is she poor!? – Lainey Gossip 

Rosario Dawson has come out as a member of the LGBTQ community, and just like that, thousands of 👀 have been directed at her boyfriend Cory BookerTowleroad


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