Justin Bieber’s Struggle ‘Stache Lost Its Battle With Existence
Reynolds. Selleck. Einstein. Bieber. Just a few men whose iconic mustaches are more than a collection of hairs (three to be exact in Justin’s case) on a stiff upper lip. Underneath those bristles are men who matter, men of substance, men of means and men who stand for something larger than themselves. In Justin Bieber’s case, he stands for approximately 30 seconds in front of a mirror. That’s the time it took for him to shave off his struggle ‘stache. According to People, in yet another display of maturity and growth, Justin “got rid of the facial hair on his upper lip and shared some video of the moment on Instagram,” much to the delight of his wife Hailey Baldwin. I guess since People has a slightly higher journalistic standard than we do, they can’t legally call it a mustache.
If you didn’t notice Justin’s stache before, that wasn’t his fault. Justin made a really big deal about it. Justin roped his fans, his wife, “viral sensation” Dude With A Sign, and even Ellen Degeneres, into promoting his best work since his cover of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town from Arthur Christmas (2011). Trust me, it’s a bop, compared to Yummy. Here’s what Justin looks like now.
Hailey commented “yeeeee *heart eye emoji,” Justin’s mom Patti Mallettee said “Ya praise God.” Here’s the moment it happened.
It looks like Justin waited until after Valentine’s Day to shave it off, which isn’t very romantic considering we know his wife was not a fan.
Here’s Justin and Hailey at some sort of fun center having some sort of fun.
So not only does Justin slam the door on Hailey as she gets out of the car, he also acts like a raging lunatic when she beats him in an arcade game. Other couples could never!! pic.twitter.com/VJTZGf8Tzf
— Sam 🌟 (@CorneliaSt13th) February 16, 2020
It’s heartwarming to see how much growth and maturity Justin’s achieved since he’s become a married man.
Pic: Instagram