Way back in January, 22-year-old Brielle Biermann, semi-professional fame whore/daughter of former Real Housewife Kim Zolciak, shocked the world by announcing that she was going to let her trout fillers dissolve, and go back to her natural lips. She claimed, on an Instagram story of course, that she was “gonna look like 18 year old Brielle again soon.” Well, the trout fillers are back.
Here’s a picture of original Brielle:
And here’s Brielle last year:
Sigh. Anyway, surprise surprise! Brielle re-injected her lips just a month after letting them dissolve. Page Six says:
The 22-year-old daughter of Bravo star Kim Zolciak had a doctor re-inject her lips because her pout was left uneven when the fillers dissolved, Biermann revealed on Instagram.
“I had Dr. Thuydoan re-inject my lips JUST A TAD,” she wrote on Instagram, “and I couldn’t be happier. Still nowhere near how they were before. Less is more!”
“Well, she’s 18 now, so it was like, ‘Do it! I think she’s been dying to be 18 so that she could do something like that or do her lips or do whatever – she’s been dying to be 18.”
Listen, as a white chick with not-huge lips, I understand the temptation for fillers. Whenever I have an allergic reaction to lobster, I sprint to the mirror to admire my sudden Angelina Jolie-esque blow up doll mouth. Then the reaction spreads to my eyes, and I quickly become the sexy fish man from The Shape of Water.
But I think Brielle should have left her lips alone, because she’s quickly on track to becoming her plastic masked mother, who’s on track to becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein, who’s on track to… nope. Nevermind. The buck stops at Jocelyn.