Apparently Kate Major needs to be a writer on How To Get Away With Murder because she’s allegedly trying to frame Michael Lohan for assaulting her. Michael was arrested for the millionth time for allegedly choking Kate in Southampton, New York on Monday. She called the cops and he was taken to his second home, a jail cell. Well, now the plot thickens. Kate got caught allegedly drinking and driving in the Hamptons on Sunday, a day before Michael’s latest domestic abuse arrest. Michael is alleging that Kate made the whole assault up because he tipped the police off to her drinking and driving. So Kate got revenge. Hell hath no fury like a messy mess ready to spread the mess around.
TMZ says that on Sunday, the police in the Hamptons got a call about someone driving recklessly. It was 37-year-old Kate, and police pulled her over.
TMZ has learned Kate was arrested and booked for driving while intoxicated on Sunday out in the Hamptons. According to law enforcement, troopers got a complaint of reckless driving, and when they stopped Kate and interviewed her… they suspected she’d been boozing.
We’re told the officers detected an odor of alcohol on Kate’s breath, and they claim she ended up blowing a 0.24 BAC. That’s really high.
Our sources say Kate was taken in, booked for DWI and given a court date later this month.
The next day, 59-year-old Michael was arrested for allegedly attacking Kate. He was charged with “criminal obstruction of breathing or blood circulation and harassment.” Michael, who has been down the domestic abuse path before, denies he committed domestic abuse.
Michael claims that he and Kate made plans to meet with his lawyer on Monday to discuss her latest her arrest (this is not her first DWI arrest, either). Kate was then going to check into rehab. But after getting to his lawyer’s office, the cops showed up and delivered a surprise arrest on him.
Michael talked The Daily Mail (because that bail isn’t going to pay itself) after the incident, telling them how Kate made it all up:
“I pulled in next to her and she was absolutely whacked out of her mind drunk. Sitting next to her was a bottle of vodka. I said that’s it. So I got on the phone and called the police. The police tracked her down and arrested her on Sunday… I did not touch her, I wasn’t near her, this is just a lie… I wasn’t even with her. This is all in retaliation to me getting her arrested for DWI. That’s all it is.”
During his arrest, the cops told him that Kate had bruises on her neck, but Michael claims she put those bruises there herself.
The winner in all of this is Florida. These two were terrorizing Florida for a bit, and it looks like they’ve moved on to New York again for now. And New York is already dealing with the worst thing to ever happen to an Outback, which is saying a lot.
Kate Major and Michael Lohan are supposed to be divorcing. They’re still legally married but a judge with some sense needs to intervene and ship these two to opposite corners of the universe.