Secretive hot couple Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias made another baby (with help from his hamster penis) and they probably made their new baby through the magic of breakfast sex. This is the third Iglesias-Kournikova (rolls off the tongue!). They already have two-year-old twins with refreshingly normal names: Lucy and Nicholas. Enrique’s brother Julio Iglesias Jr. blew their secret on a Chilean radio station.
The Daily Mail reports:
When asked about rumours he was going to be an uncle again, he said: ‘I’ve already become an uncle.’
And when the interviewer sought clarification he was not referring to the star couple’s two other children by asking: ‘Has the baby already been born?’ the 46-year-old answered: ‘Yes.’
But, in keeping with the couple’s insistence on keeping their private lives out of the limelight, he said on whether the newborn was a boy or girl: ‘It’s a secret.’
Ooo! Cagey about the sex of the newborn, eh? This can only mean one thing. It ain’t boy. It ain’t girl. It’s all mole, baby! You can’t just remove an iconic dermatological artifact of the early 2000s without suffering some sort of Godly retribution. I would know. I, too, have a facial mole (“Beauty mark!”, my mother instinctively yells wherever she is). And that bitch (the mole, not my mom) is with me for life.
But congrats to 38-year-old Anna and 44-year-old Enrique and their mystery child! The Daily Mail reached out to the couple for a comment, but, of course, they were silent.
These two are tighter lipped than Britney Spears at a spelling bee, and it makes me want info on them all the more. It’s like when a dude ghosts me. Even if he was just a 37-year-old part time liquor store employee who “happened” to run into his coke dealer on the date (just a completely random description of a person I didn’t go out with two weeks ago), I MUST KNOW WHY HE DISAPPEARED. Cue 90s hacker music as I break into the mainframe, stalk his Facebook, Twitter, and a LinkedIn that hasn’t been updated since 2010. Sigh. What could have been, Bumble Cody. What could have been.
UPDATE: In a series of Instagram posts, Enrique and Anna confirmed the birth of their baby, a daughter, who they may or may not have named My Sunshine.