About a year ago, Cook County’s State’s Attorney dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett for allegedly staging his own hate crime for attention. Well, Jussie better hope that he’s still got fans out there who will give him Cameo money, because he’s got more legal bills coming thanks to a grand jury indicting him on six charges for lie-telling to the police. He will be arraigned on February 24 and faces 3 years in the clink if convicted. And the marketing department at FOX just let a loud “FUCK!” because now everyone is really going to go back to talking about the alleged scripted drama that Jussie brought on instead of the scripted drama on Empire’s final season – Towleroad
Mutated ingrown chode hair Michael Lohan must have wanted to remind humanity that he exists, and is still the worst – E! News
And over in England, The Meh Four came out for an event, and Duchess Kate really showed up and showed out by wearing something Janet Jackson circa Rhythm Nation would wear to a business meeting – Lainey Gossip
Eminem explained why he decided to perform at this year’s Oscars, but when is he going to explain the reason for that crotchet beard-looking beard? – Celebitchy
Warner Bros. has changed the title of Birds of Prey And That CVS Receipt Of A Title to what it should’ve been in the first place – The Blemish
If side-queefing is a thing, it looks like Chrissy Teigen is side-queefing out two John Legends – Egotastic!
Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis graciously graced Elton John’s Oscar party with their magnificent presence – Popoholic
Penn Badgley is going to be a dad – Just Jared