Adele And Adele’s Body Went To Oscar Parties

February 11, 2020 / Posted by:

STOP THE PRESSES! Adele went to a fancy Oscars after-party hosted by Madonna’s manager Guy OsearyAnd people had a lot to say about her skinnier body. Again

Check out these quotes collected by People:

“She looked like herself but also so different — beautiful but almost unrecognizable,” a source tells PEOPLE of the superstar, who has been following a strict diet and fitness routine as part of living a healthy lifestyle.

Another “insider” quote:

A second insider says that the megastar, “looked striking and so tall,” and “had a tiny waist and beautiful hourglass figure in a beaded leopard dress.”

Later, she paraded that “tiny waist” over to Beyon and Jay-Z’s party at Chateau Marmont. Guests had to sign NDAs and agree to a social media ban, but that didn’t stop international rebel, Polish TV host Kinga Rusin, from sharing the above photo to Instagram. Watch out, Kinga. Now ya got Foxy Cleopatra on ya ass!

So yeah, it looks like Adele has lost a ton of weight. Last month, yet another “insider” (me in the bushes with a nautical telescope and old timey ear horn) told People:

“It was never about losing weight. Her weight loss happened because she has cut down drinking and is eating more real food. But she now loves her physical transformation too. She is more confident, dresses differently and she just seems happier overall.”

This allegedly happier version of Adele says she’s releasing new music this year. I’ll believe it when I see it (*cough* RIHANNA *cough*).

But obviously the thing people are going to obsess about is her body. Because she’s a woman. Who exists. On Planet Earth. I tried reading the comments on that Instagram post, but, thankfully, most of them are in Polish. Let’s just assume they say: “Wow, Adele, you’re beautiful at any weight!”, “We wish you the best!”, and “Please take care of your mental health after your recent divorce!” Awww, gotta love those body positive Poles!

Pic: Instagram

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