Night Crumbs

February 10, 2020 / Posted by:

More like Nye Crumbs… In case you missed it, Bill Nye The Science Guy became Bill Nye The Sweet Moves Guy when he danced down the runway at a fashion show and gave us “half-sedated chicken walking through tar” hotness. You know the other models immediately walked off the runway and all the way to the unemployment office! – SOW

Everybody Loves Raymond and now Everybody Wants To Fuck RaymondLainey Gossip 

Laura Dern’s after-Oscars dress looks like the look-for-less version of Demi Moore’s Indecent Proposal dress – Celebitchy

Maybe Birds of Prey (And The Never-Ending Title) didn’t do as well at the box office as expected because people didn’t want to say that long ass title when buying tickets – Pajiba

Bella Thorne’s eye makeup looks like two cholita brows trying to slowly get off her face by moving down south – Drunken Stepfather

Don’t mind me, I’m just the hard-up ho waiting for Luke Evans and his hot piece to go PornHub official – Towleroad

Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle will have to take a quick break from the million dollar speaking engagement circuit and brush up their waving skills, because THE QUEEN has summoned them back to England for their final round of royal duties – People

Janet Jackson is going on tour again – Just Jared

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