Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Are Unlikely To Take Madonna Up On Her Offer To Let Them Sublet Her NYC Apartment
I guess nobody ever scolded Madonna as a child by telling her that only boring people get bored. But I guess if you’re Madonna, anything short of doing the absolute most 24/7 is a total snoozefest. In a recent Instagram post, Madame X (see, always THE MOST) offered up her Central Park West co-op apartment to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to sublet and implored them to leave Canada because “it’s so boring there.” God forbid Madonna look at a tree or spend one single solitary minute in comfy house-pants reading a book. BOOOOOORING! But I guess she does make a good point, Meghan and Harry really could stand to shake things up a little. According to People, they’ve just been chilling with their dogs and kid on Vancouver Island when they could be parading up and down Central Park West and refusing to answer to anything other than Prince and Duchess X!
Page Six says that despite only recently having settled a 3-year legal battle with her co-op’s board because they didn’t like her kids and “help” living there without her, Madonna still thinks it would be a great place for Harry and Meghan to post-up post Sussexodus (movement of Jah people). Here’s Madonna graciously offering her apartment which has an “incredible balcony,” as if Meghan and Harry haven’t already done enough balcony waving to put Evita herself to shame.
Let’s just chalk this half-baked invitation up to exhaustion and thirst. Meghan and Harry are perfectly happy in Canada and are able to make their own fun. Who needs CPW when you have Canadian Peace & Welaxation! (via People)
Since announcing their departure from royal duty on Jan. 8, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have begun to write a bold new chapter—one in which “engagements” are casual and unannounced, free time is spent hiking in the woods near their Vancouver Island home with 9-month-old son Archie, and the rules governing their old life no longer apply.
“This decision [to leave] had been weighing on them for a long time, and they are relieved to have it done,” a friend tells PEOPLE in this week’s issue. “A weight has been lifted off their shoulders.”
People reports that Harry has been relieved of his “honorary military appointments” and “had to forgo his role as youth ambassador to the Commonwealth” and that he and Meghan have both “lost their ability to use their HRH (His/Her Royal Highness) titles” all of which must have weighed almost as much as a feather boa in terms of meaningful sacrifice. But even though Madonna’s probably got an entire closet dedicated to feather boas, should they miss the weight, it sounds like these two are content to stay in boring old Canada.
With their newfound freedom, Harry and Meghan have quickly adapted to life on scenic Vancouver Island in Canada, where they have been staying in a $14 million mansion off the Pacific coast. “They both love to be outside and have been loving it there,” says the friend. When they’re not doing yoga or eating in, Harry will pick up sandwiches at a local spot, and Meghan walks her beloved rescue beagle Guy and the couple’s adopted Labrador.
“They are enjoying living a quiet life,” an insider says of the couple. “They go for long walks, they do yoga, and Meghan cooks. They are real homebodies who love to chill out with Archie and the dogs.”
It’s crazy that these two went from Monarchy killers to homebodies in the span of a few short months. Just goes to show, at the end of the day, a crown ain’t nothing but a fancy hat. Just ask Madonna, she’s got a closet full of them!