Night Crumbs
Megan Thee Stallion (born name: Megan Jovon Ruth Pete) would like everyone to know that she’s not humping on G-Eazy (born name: Gerald Earl Gillum), and when someone asked why he was sucking the makeup off her cheek in an Instagram Story, she said that he likes her Fenty face paint. I know she was joking, but he really could have a craving for makeup, so if I was Megan, I’d make my face a G-Eazy-free zone before crazy ass Gerry Earl tried to Cape Fear my cheek! – Lainey GossipĀ
The bootleg Tori and Dean (and that’s saying everything) continue to make their dysfunctional shitty marriage their brand – Celebitchy
Hollywood could use a lot more Rick Moranis in it, but the premise for the Honey, I Shrunk The Kids sequel sounds about as uplifting as a Lars Von Trier movie – Pajiba
If you suffer from extreme moistness of the genitals, you can dry ’em right up by looking at these pictures of Cynthia Pickles in lingerie and Queensland’s least-booked Billy Idol impersonator – Drunken Stepfather
BUNNY!!! (and Kate Beckinsale’s there too) – Popoholic
Valerie Cherish’s homophobic aunt blurted out, “I don’t want to see that…. in the White House!”, after finding out that Mayor Pete is gay – Towleroad
Daniel Kaluuya has a sock fetish – SOW
Edward Norton says that Janeane Garofalo is a lie-teller because he never role-blocked her – IndieWire
Justin Bieber says that he was so into the good shit, the bad shit, and the prescription shit that his security guards would check on him while he was sleeping to see if he was still alive – Just Jared
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