Hot Slut Of The Day!
Baby Nut!
Look at what hell hath Baby Yoda wrought. Just when I started writing this HSOTD tribute to Rosemary’s real baby known as Baby Nut, my power went out. I should take that as a sign from God, but I’m going to keep on, keep on, especially since I’m sick of my inbox getting filled with e-mails about Baby Nut. And yes, that’s definitely put me on a list.
Last month, Planters killed off Mr. Peanut, and in the commercial that aired during the Super Bowl, they resurrected him in the form of Baby Nut. And they did it in the most WTF way possible. The commercial takes place at Mr. Peanut’s funeral and as Wesley Snipes says words, other mascots cry including the Kool-Aid Man, whose tears drop onto a pile of dirt that fertilizes a seed, which sprouts out Baby Nut. Yes, Kool-Aid Man busts a load of jizz from his eye that creates Baby Nut. This is the sickest fanfic I’ve ever seen!
Hello world, I’m happy to be back! I can’t believe everyone came together for little old me! #BabyNut pic.twitter.com/8DpCFjZzX3
— Baby Nut (@MrPeanut) February 3, 2020
Baby Nut is now the new mascot, and the sick fucks at Planters have already started selling Baby Nut merchandise and put up a streaming nanny cam:
#BabyNut here, back and cuter than ever! Now what should I do next? Tell me in the replies and I’ll try to do them in real time! And yes… suggestions that are a little nutty are ok. https://t.co/UWFWzPURht
— Baby Nut (@MrPeanut) February 3, 2020
And now that the top hat-wearing anti-Christ is here, maybe this will finally put an end to everything being baby-fied. Yeah, right. This is only the beginning. Cut to Lucifer butt birthing out Baby Gritty.
Pic: Twitter