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February 2, 2020 / Posted by:

The Fish Who “Takes A Knee” In PETA’s Blocked Super Bowl Ad!

PETA, which also stands for Pulling ExtraGimmicky Tricks for Attention, put together a Super Bowl ad that was supposed to air during tonight’s Jennifer Lopez + Shakira Yodeling Extravaganza (Featuring The San Francisco 69ers and The Kansas City Queefs), and surprisingly, the ad isn’t full of women fucking themselves with vegetables (Oh yeah, they already tried that). This ad pays tribute to Colin Kaepernick and shows all kinds of cartoon animals of the wild “taking a knee,” including animals who have no damn ass knee to take. Case in point: the fish who are trying to figure out if they’re doing that shit right.

PETA claims that FOX rejected their Super Bowl ad because FOX doesn’t want to get into politics. But the STUNT EMPRESSES at PETA have pulled this shit before. They act like they were really going to pay the $5+ million for a Super Bowl ad, but that their Super Bowl ad is too ~ScANdaLouS~ to air and was blocked. So they show the rejected ad on the internet and get all the attention without having to pay the $5 million. And yes, I’m falling for it, but only because of the hilarious performance by the cartoon fish trying to take a knee when bitch ain’t got a knee!

Let’s get a close-up of the star of that ad:

That face is either screaming, “Shit, am I doing this right?“, or “What in the fuck does PETA have me doing?

PETA even got a snake to take a knee:

PETA is a mess, as usual, but that knee-taking fish is an inspiration! The next time I’m faced with a challenge that I don’t think I can physically do (read: any kind of physical activity beyond lifting a pork rind to put in my mouth), I’m going to look to the fish taking a fucking knee and think, “Yup, there’s just some shit I’m not meant to do,” and laugh while taking my ass back to bed.

Pics: PETA

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