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Karlie, the newest inductee of the Dog Hall of Fame!
Three of the biggest and most-watched sporting events in the country are going down this weekend. While tumbleweeds blow through FOX as nobody watches that one boring ball-throwing Ambien fest full of humans, all eyes will be on Animal Planet’s Dog Bowl today, and Hallmark’s Kitten Bowl and Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl tomorrow. (Although, with all the bowls going down this weekend, the biggest bowl will be hopefully smoked up by me.) And at today’s Dog Bowl, which is like the Puppy Bowl but is played by oldie shelter pooches instead of youngin’ shelter pooches, Karlie will be inducted into the Dog Hall of Fame. And it wasn’t that long ago that Karlie was abandoned by her demon shit-hearted piece of nasty trash owners for being “too old.” But look at the old bitch now!
MSN says that 16-year-old Karlie was one of the breakout STAHS of last year’s Dog Bowl, so they’re honoring her this year with a spot in the Dog Bowl Hall of Fame. Reporter Jill Rappaport, who is also an animal activist and host of the Dog Bowl, said that Karlie was dropped by her humans like Leonardo DiCaprio dropping his girlfriend right before the clock strikes midnight on her 25th birthday. Karlie spent over a year at Florida Little Dog Rescue, and was destined to spend the rest of her days there until she played in last year’s Dog Bowl and was snatched up by a loving family:
Karlie In my opinion Is the ‘poster pooch’ for this show — and the reason I wanted to create and do Dog Bowl from the start. She was one of the contestants in Dog Bowl II after being dumped by her owners at almost 16 years old for ‘being too old’ which they actually had the nerve to write on her release papers,” award-winning animal advocate and Dog Bowl host Jill Rappaport said.
“It’s so hard to believe that only 15 minutes into last year‘s show she received multiple requests for adoption after sitting for 16 months without a nibble (no pun intended) again proving when you shine a dire light on these seniors, lives get saved!” Rappaport said. “Her life now is exactly what it should be filled with joyful playful days in a loving environment with no fear of being abandoned again!”
Today’s game will go down between the Goldies and the Oldies. Below are some of the players. And Karlie (seen above making the same face I made whenever the P.E. teacher let us know we were playing something other than dodgeball, and we were going to pick teams) better prepare her ass for today’s game. And by that I mean, she better prepare her ass to shit on the shoes of her garbage ex-humans when they show up and beg her to take them back now that she’s a giant sports star!
Pic: Animal Planet