Tom Brady Posts Cryptic Photo In Football Stadium, Boston Proceeds To Lose Its Shit
Boston is burning, y’all, and it’s all because of Tom Brady. After the New England Patriots kind of stank it up toward the end of football season this year, some thought that Pepaw Brady is too old, at 42, to keep playing quarterback. Tom is also without a contract for next year, so Boston is a really annoying place to be right now since all the damn news seems to be about Tom Brady staying or fleeing to a different team. Tom addressed this on Twitter yesterday by posting the photo above that seems to confirm…he’ll either stay or leave.
USA Today reminds us that the Super Bowl this weekend doesn’t include Tom and the Patriots but, like any good diva, he found a way to still make it all about him. When he posted on Twitter yesterday, everyone took a look to see a caption…but there wasn’t one. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! Is he staying?! Is he going?! Was his social media manager on vacation, and Tom doesn’t know how to type?!
— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) January 30, 2020
Some think that Tom’s tweet was a tribute to Kobe Bryant, while others believe it’s him walking out of Gillette Stadium and into a contract with the Miami Dolphins. There are all sorts of others rumors out there, including his wife Gisele Bundchen getting spotted visiting schools in Nashville the other day, so either Tom is playing for the Titans next year or Gisele just wants to turn some of their kids into the next Taylor Swift. Yeah, that one is probably it.
Nobody really knows anything about this apart from the fact that Tom isn’t letting us know where he’s going, Gisele is still the breadwinner in that family, and nobody better even THINK about bringing a strawberry onto the grounds of the Brady-Bundchen estate!
Pic: Twitter