Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Obese Owl!
I’ve paid tribute to many a fat pussy in this space, so it’s high time I pay tribute to a different chunky, yet funky, member of the animal kingdom. Enter: The Obese Owl! When Obese Owl lets out a “WHO?,” she means, “Who the fuck is going to feed me right now?” Or maybe she means, “Houlihan’s baby back ribs, please!” Whatever the case may be, Obese Owl was sent to an animal sanctuary where she was put on a diet. That’s great news for the mice of the world, because I’m sure they were bordering on extinction thanks to Obese Owl snatching them up left and right.
BBC says that OO was found down and out in a ditch, and was taken to England’s Suffolk Owl Sanctuary in Stonham Aspal. The staff there thought that she was sick, but quickly learned she was just too fat to fly. Oh, we’ve all been there. Who among us hasn’t been laid up on the sofa after downing three bags of fun-size candy bars and unable to live life because we can’t pull our bloated body off the sofa. I feel you, OO!
The owl was put on a “strict diet” to slim down from its 245g to a more “natural weight” and has been released back to the wild, the sanctuary said.
The sanctuary, based in Stonham Aspal, said when the bird was weighed, it was roughly a third heavier than they would expect a large healthy female little owl to be.
The Suffolk Own Sanctuary posted about the Obese Owl on their Facebook page and posted a picture of her on the scale. RUDE!
This soggy little owl was found in a ditch a few weeks ago. Usually in these instances we assume injury of sorts that is…
Posted by Suffolk Owl Sanctuary on Wednesday, January 29, 2020
After losing somewhere between 20g to 30g, they let her back into the wild. They think there’s a chance she’ll chunk up again and be back. Yeah, right. Bitch has flown far away from that fat-shaming hellscape. I mean, after they put her on a diet and fat-shamed her by posting a picture of her on the scale?! Nope. She’s not going back. She’s probably long gone, and is now in North America, specifically the Tootsie Roll factory where they appreciate owls eating deliciousness. She’s about to find out how many licks does it take to make Tootsie Roll’s entire inventory disappear. Yup, we’re about to get a Tootsie Roll shortage in 3..2..
Pic: Suffolk Owl Sanctuary