The Internet (And I’m Assuming God) Wants Justin Bieber To Shave His Stache

January 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber has been doing a lot with his look lately. He posted a picture of himself to Instagram, like most celebrities do, but this one went a bit South for him. I guess his tweenage-girl fanbase has finally matured and are looking for a rugged-looking man or an honest, straight-cut bro; but evidently they are against this park-lurking stoner look, because they have TURNED on him for that pubescent moustache he’s chosen to “grow”. Commenters begged Justin to please get rid of that dirty pubestache on his upper lip.

After posting a selfie that cursed my eyes and has him looking like every white boy I went to high school with after they discovered weed  and started quoting Drake on their Facebook statuses, Justin probably thought he’d get the usual love and adoration he usually does. Well the girls were not pleased with his continued choice to keep his upper lip warm during the winter months.

When the brows are thicker than the ‘stache it’s time to call it a day, sir.

Commenters laid in:

It’s a no for me.”

“I miss old JB.”

“Shower.”

“Pls explain how he is in any way attractive.”

“Justin shave ur mustache pls make it look like 2012 jb pls like if u guys agree pls.”

“Justin I love you but please shave.”

“Sir can you please shave.”

“Justin please shave that thing off your baby face.”

This is not the first time his own fans have hated on the stache. This one YouTuber who I have never heard of because I’m not a teenager anymore, David Dobrick–made a video with Justin where they would surprise people; and one girl literally said that he should shave that shit off his face and he was right behind her. Awks. I mean I’d say it directly to his face with no ounce of awkwardness since I don’t care about him, but I mean, sucks for her!

Justin cannot catch a break. His fans do not give a shit about his lame new “comeback” single and now they’re roasting him for his moustache thinner than Emily Ratajkowski‘s armpits? Poor guy. No wonder he’s working out at the gym so much with all these bullies coming for him.

Pic: YouTube

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