Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Jubilee, a beautiful husky who was born with her eyes looking like Andy Cohen after an extra long hit of meth!

Jubilee is a 4-year-old Siberian husky who was born with some kind of eyelid deformity that makes her always look like she’s got a fly sitting on her nose and is really excited to see it. Other than giving you Cross-Eyed STAINS (which is a beautiful look) all the time, Jubilee has no other issues and is perfect healthy. But that didn’t stop a shit-hearted evil breeder from turning Jubilee over to a husky rescue center called Husky House in¬†Matawan, NJ for being “too weird” to sell. When that breeder gets to the gates of heaven, may the gatekeeper look them up and down and tell them they’re too evil for heaven before pulling the switch that opens a trap door sending that crosseyed hater to HELL in the name of Jubilee!

Sadly, that dead-soul’d breeder wasn’t too far off, because Jubilee checked into Husky House in 2018 and wasn’t immediately snatched up. So to get some interest out there, Husky House announced through their Facebook page that Jubilee is ready to go home to a worthy family:

Husky House (which sounds like a hot club for bears) tells CNN that they were afraid their pleas would go nowhere, but as you can tell by that update, Jubilee was eventually adopted by a family who has adopted a husky through HH before. HH got around 150 offers to adopt Jubilee.

Congratulations to the lucky human who gets to stare at Jubilee’s gorgeous face and summer eyes every single day. If I lived anywhere near New Jersey and heard about Jubilee sooner, I’d take her. It’d be a good fit because I’m used to a dog looking at me like, “WHAT THE FUCK?!“, all the time since that’s how my dog always look at me and he doesn’t even have a congenital eyelid issue!

Pic: Facebook

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