TMZ says that another bountiful relationship full of love, support and grace has come to an end. 25-year-old Courtney Stodden, who married 59-year-old Doug Hutchison when she was 16 and he was 50, has finalized her divorce from him. True love coming to an end before it’s time. Tragic.
Courtney suffered a miscarriage back in 2016 and then split up less than a year later in 2017. She finally filed for divorce-divorce from him in 2018 and now they have officially finalized the nitty gritty and a judge will be signing off on it.
In new documents which TMZ got their hands on because they have a mole in the court-system, it shows that Courtney and Doug have reached a mutual agreement in terms of settling their assets. All they need is a judge’s signature and they will legally be single come March.
Some of the breakdown of their separation (because I know you’re curious what kind of possessions these two would fight over)–Doug gets their Italian Greyhound named, Dourtney, a 2001 Jeep Wrangler, his retirement money, his personal website worth an estimated $100, their Chase bank accounts, and one bill of credit card debt. Courtney gets all of their furniture and appliances, the Wells Fargo accounts, and three bills of credit card debt. They will split their life insurance policy in half. Courtney also isn’t asking for spousal support because apparently she’s the bread-winner, all those slutty toy-drive appearances paid well, I guess.
Courtney is feeling lit about it, she posted this picture (which will definitely get deleted because there’s visible nipple):
Yay officially divorced! Wow… I mean… can you believe what the fuck world we live in? Besides everything else going on, somehow Courtney Stodden–who married a man as a literal underage child–had a smoother and less contentious divorce from said-creep than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Sad that we’ve been robbed of what Courtney’s courtroom wardrobe would have been, though… I mean, wow… We’re officially in the upside-down–nothing makes sense anymore. Which is why Courtney’s post-divorce career will be Melania Trump body-double.