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Hulk Puppy!
On January 10, a white German Shepherd named Gypsy, who lives with her humans in Canton, North Carolina, pussy-popped out a little yellowy green thing, and usually whenever a little green things pops out of me, I head on down to the free clinic for some antibiotics and ointment AGAIN. But this little yellow green thing is a tiny bundle of puppy that Gypsy’s humans have named Hulk.
Shana Stamey tells WLOS that it took Gypsy around three hours to birth out a litter of 8. The first three puppies came out regular (read: BORING) colors, and when the fourth one popped out, he looked like he got pissed on by someone who needs to drink more water. And do not make a joke about you know who. Hulk doesn’t deserve that! Shana was a little worried about one of Gypsy’s puppies looking like the most adorable booger ever, but then learned that the puppy was green from one of its own inaugural shits. That’s all!
“The sack that they’re in when they’re in their mom, there can be meconium in there and that tends to stain them,” Junaluska Animal Hospital veterinarian technician Suzanne Cianciulli said. Meconium is an infant mammal’s earliest stool.
Shana says that the lime green-ness of Hulk will fade away in a few weeks. They were going to name him Gremlin, Pistachio, or Pikachu, but went with Hulk because he came out of the coochie mad.
Here’s a report on Hulk from KXAN:
And if Hulk never loses his yellow-y green coat, I can’t wait for the Maury episode where we learn who the father is between The Hulk, Pikachu, Shrek, and a tennis ball.
Pic: WLOS