If this is true, this is madness because who wouldn’t want the erotic experience of watching the piping hot masculinity that is Justin Bieber do burpees? She’s either crazy or gay as hell! TMZ reports that Taylor Swift tried to kick the Biebs and his usual band of sycophants out of an LA gym so she could work out alone and her request was refused. It’s almost like you looked up #TeamNoOne in the universal hashtag dictionary, isn’t it?
This all went down at the Dogpound Gym in West Hollywood. Justin was working out. In this case, “Justin was working out” translates as “Justin was dancing and admiring himself in front of mirrors to create some content for his new song.” That’s super-assholic. If this was a Planet Fitness (that’s the sound of Taylor and Justin laughing in unison at the suggestion that either of them would be caught dead at a Planet Fitness), everyone would be throwing dumbbells at that dumbbell.
Anyway, Justin was doing his irritating thing when Taylor showed up for her workout. Taylor’s version of a workout with her trainer is to have the whole gym shut down for her and her alone to work out in. Rich people – they’re just like us! Spoiler alert – the Biebs wasn’t having one of his arch-enemies telling him to GTFO. Or at least the Biebs’ people weren’t.
We’re told everyone — including JB was asked to get the heck out of the gym — because Taylor had an appointment. Justin’s security team was approached and asked to leave, but JB’s team held firm and said he was going to finish his workout before taking off.
I’m going to take up Justin’s version of a workout (light masturbatory mirror dancing) and become even tubbier than I already am. Justin kept right on dancing and admiring himself until he was finished and then left. That’s when Tay Tay was allowed to put on her pastel cat leotard and work her frustrations out. Oh, and the rest of the remaining peasants were made to leave, too.
We’re told Justin, who did not have an appointment, finished — although he was mostly goofing around and dancing — and left … but he had no idea it was Taylor who had requested the gym be cleared. Once he left, everyone who remained was asked to leave.
He must have had a good laugh in the SUV on the way home, and it’s sort of shocking he didn’t post something shitty about cutting into Swifty’s workout time on social media because that’s his style.
You know Taylor’s a tight scheduler so that must have driven her ’round the damn bend. It’s also interesting that no one at the gym had the balls enough to tell him that Taylor had scheduled a gym evacuation. Celebrities really can get away with anything because they inspire fear with their rugged mirror-dancing.